I bet you weren't expecting that from Baby Face Malloy, but Heel Capano has taken a stance to support this buffoon. He wants us to think that people hate him because he diddles himself to images of the apocalypse every night as Jesus swoops down on a 4 headed horse to save him from this awful, awful world. But the truth is, we hate Tebow Time because his hype was that of a legend, and he's been nothing short of a major flop.
He threw 2 complete passes in his last game; and, yes, he was the starter. When he throws the ball, it looks like a mixture between someone trying to scratch their back with a long stick and someone trying to pimp slap their hoe! In short, the man can compete and excel against boys, but he can't hang with the big dudes.
Now, don't get me wrong, Tebow is a physically talented dude! He's just not fit for the QB position in the NFL. Someone once said he looks like a Tight End lined up in the Wildcat. I'd like to see Tebow converted to a specialty back that can slide from the backfield to the flats. He can take direct snaps and run with it, or drop back for a screen pass and run behind coverage. Maybe 3-5 times a game they'll let him throw it a la Tomlinson on the Chargers.
Although, as a starting QB if he's throwing it fewer than 10x a game, I think it's a pretty clear sign that he's not cut out to be a QB. It's time to hang up the mini jersey and strap on a new number, Tebow.
Was there ever a question about him being good? Everyone thinks he sucks! He was overhyped and people fell out of their chairs when someone drafted this god-fearing idiot in the first round. My argument is that he gets a bad rap, not that he is a good player. I know you secretly want to bathe your babyface self in his Jesus Juice! Heel: 1 Face: .5
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